STRONK.

A workout logger for people who go to the gym and also do other stuff.

What it is

STRONK logs your sets. Tracks your weight. Tells you how many honeybees you theoretically lifted today.

The math is real. The shopping cart full of bees is a creative choice.

STRONK does not have a coach. STRONK does not send motivational notifications. STRONK does not know your goals and — with respect — does not want to. You showed up. STRONK logged it. Everybody goes home.

Stronkness

The math is real. The units are not the point.

After you log a session, STRONK does a quick calculation and converts your total tonnage into something mathematically accurate and completely absurd. The delivery is flat. STRONK is not making a big deal of what you lifted. STRONK is making a big deal of the bees.

3,805 lbs today.

3.5 HORSES.

Hope you brought a trailer.

8,200 lbs this session.

A BAG OF 41,000,000 BEES.

Don't think about it.

4,200 lbs. Or roughly

35 ANACONDAS.

Someone had to count.

The whole feature list

What STRONK does. And what STRONK will never do.

STRONK does

STRONK doesn't

Log sets with per-set weight

Coach you

Track rep-based and timed exercises

Motivate you

Calculate session and lifetime tonnage

Reference your streak

Convert tonnage into absurd comparisons

Call you a warrior

Show you what happened, honestly

Tell you how to feel about it

Work without accounts or logins

Make you log in

Keep your data on your device

Sell your workout details to advertisers

Log it and go home.

Get STRONK — iOS